That Isn't Art

You Don’t Exist (via fuckyeahskinnybitch, submitted by Molly)

You are in love with a ghost? How did you meet? I’ve been trying to meet someone new for a while now, but these speed dating events are total crap. Every one of the women I’ve talked to seems to find me repulsive. A ghost, though, might be really into me.

I used to tell my wife she was so good at not paying attention that most times it seemed like she wasn’t even in the room. I’m thinking this is pretty much exactly how dating a ghost would feel. Except the ghost wouldn’t randomly jump back into the conversation to bitch and moan about how you refuse to take the recycling out.