That Isn't Art

Ever (via fueledbyphotos)

Unfortunately, saying this to someone doesn’t seem to actually create a magical force-field that keeps them around. In fact, the more you say this, the more they seem to want to leave. Especially if you grab them by the collar and yell it into their face five times in a row after drinking a bottle of Banker’s Club Vodka.

(Side note: I like how this “art” is dated. Will be perfect evidence for the police when they find the body you tried to hide in the crawlspace. They’ll cut right through your “we were just friends” arguments.)