That Isn't Art

The Trick Is (via plaidscarves)

Actually, of all the things about being a human, this is the one thing you never have to worry about. Your brain is amazingly adept at keeping you breathing, even after being stabbed, shot, or smashed to the head. It also keeps you breathing through long, boring office meetings, that romantic comedy your wife forced you to go to even though you would have rather seen District 9 and why does she always get to pick the movie anyway? I’m so tired of all these stupid Hugh Grant movies when we could be watching G.I. Joe or at least football or something. And don’t get me started on how annoying it is when her sister visits.