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Catch Me (via fueledbyphotos)

Depends, how fat are you? I don’t mean to be rude, but if you weight 320 pounds, I cannot reasonably promise to catch you since I don’t wish to be crushed and die. If you weigh in the neighborhood of 120 pounds it’s already a stretch, especially if you’re falling from higher than about three feet.

Side note: You’re lucky I happened to even see this sign/question, since you put it next to the dumpster in the back alley again. How many times am I going to have to say that if you want to ask me something you can simply come into my office or leave a note (on regular paper, thanks). Or try email.