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Going To Be Okay (via youresogay)

Another in a long line of promises I wouldn’t make to people. Especially considering the current statistical possibilities of heart disease, cancer and pirate attacks.

Side note: Is this a shared journal? I didn’t realize we were meant to look into our significant others’ journals. And, furthermore, when you do that, I would expect to find far more negative things than positive things. I know the last time I read someone’s journal it was full of pages about how I snore and make awkward passes at women on trains even when she’s around. Well, I’m sorry, but she’s ALWAYS AROUND so how the hell am I supposed to find a woman to sleep with on the side?

And don’t look at me like that—you just promised we were going to be okay. As far as I’m concerned that means I should get to sleep with Asian women.